So Britney Spears was under the impression that orchestrating the birth of her child with a C-Section would somehow relieve her of pain?!? Nice going, numpty! Try standing up tomorrow and worrying that your guts are going to spill out. Yeah, I hope you don't have to cough or sneeze in the next two weeks, while your incision heals, and that whoever drives you home goes v-e-r-y--s-l-o-w-l-y! Don't forget to call the nurse when you've passed gas, and enjoy your jello until you are able to get up and walk to the toilet. But why should I have expected any better...look at the bum she chose to be her baby's daddy! She's worried about pain, and she's already volunteered for it.
Wanker!
~Lisa, enjoying her newfound love for Scottish slang
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